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La Viva Eivissa

Posted on: June 29th, 2008 by robert No Comments

 

My Darling V,

Well hang on to your safety belts cos this one's going to rock you baby!

Doesn't it seem like only yesterday we were in Treptower Park in Berlin, playing that game of rummy through the billows of barbecue smoke. I can't recall who won since the time was occupied ogling the teutonic minions in our midst. I'm rotten at staying in touch, and your silence is I suppose my penance. But since I must have pen in hand at least once on holiday to stave off boredom, I'm writing you this from the sunny Isle of Ibiza. La Viva Eivissa!... Read More

A Week in Andalucia

Posted on: October 29th, 2007 by robert No Comments

 

Every day has dawned blissfull, not a breath of wind, warm and the sun shining, a great silence all around. Nothing galvanizes the soul like a week away in the sun, particularly as the onset of Winter takes hold back in dear old Blighty. We've come to Conil, in Southern Spain, staying in a pleasant yet compact villa, located within a traditional complex off a quiet side street. M is keen to point out the resort is now out of season and assures me it's not usually so sombre. I on the other hand find its eerie peacefulness agreeable. The tranquility is just the tonic after London. Instead of bustle, the hushed atmosphere here is medicinal and adds to the sleepy town's authentic Andalucian charm.... Read More

Seven Sisters

Posted on: October 15th, 2007 by robert No Comments

 

I didn't think while en route to work last week reading an article about the kindly gent who patrols Beachy Head to counsel the suicidal that, within days, I too would be strolling those windswept cliff tops. Not, I hasten to add, with suicidal inclinations of my own. ... Read More

Progress

Posted on: September 20th, 2007 by robert No Comments

 

On Saturday I attended the civil partnership ceremony of two friends at the Art’s Club in Mayfair. The venue, I read later,  was founded by Charles Dickens in 1863 as a meeting place for artists and writers, and counted Monet, Kipling and Degas among its former members. The historic building was the ideal venue for the couple’s elegant and lavish celebration with its regal 18th century staircase, grand drawing rooms, and landscaped gardens.... Read More

Juvenilia

Posted on: October 1st, 2006 by robert No Comments

 

I suspected in advance that winning, on ebay, three years of Smash Hits magazines from the 80s would make me somewhat melancholic. And it did. In the same way it can be when rifling through boxes of old photos, plane tickets, diaries and other pointless papery ephemera that describes ones youth. There's that wave of inevitable nostaligia and sadness which engulfs you.... Read More

Ne’er Cast A Clout

Posted on: September 10th, 2006 by robert No Comments

 

I've always wondered how anyone can rally appropriate levels of motivation when tethered to the vaulted sterility of the modern office. Our companies are in thrall to the idea of “group-think” which holds that achievement and creativity come from a gregarious and open place. A place where, happy-clappy and all, we can express good cheer, muster spirited enthusiasm for our jobs and throw ideas into the air-conditioned vacuum, and hope productive results are achieved.... Read More

The Road to Cirencester

Posted on: June 15th, 2006 by robert No Comments

 

In January 2003, during a winter of hibernation at my Parents house following a year living in Australia, I decided to take some freelance work based in Gloucestershire. The offer was for a few weeks work for the main regional newspaper, based in Cheltenham, with a view to going permanent.... Read More

The Magic Carpets of Fez

Posted on: April 30th, 2006 by robert No Comments

 

Fez is a difficult city to get to grips with. The Medina itself is bewildering, and the constant attention from unofficial guides, hawks, shop keepers and even children is unnerving. The small community, such as it is, and the integration of businesses means that one minute you're being served in a restaurant by a waiter, and moments later given a private tour by the same waiter around textile workshops, ceramic stalls and herbal shops. Then, passed on to his brother to guide you even further into this medieval subterranea. It's essential you resist their seemingly magnaminous veneer as that initial service with a smile can instantaneously transmogrify into something altogether more sinister. ... Read More

Carnival of Chaos

Posted on: April 26th, 2006 by robert No Comments

 

Our first taste of Marrakech not only proved the guide book correct in its description as 'an assault on the senses' but that the claim was, we learnt with surprise, a vast understatement. It is the most intoxicating city one could ever visit.... Read More

Blue Leather

Posted on: April 25th, 2006 by robert No Comments

 

“I nearly never made it. Work didn't want me to come.”

I was alarmed at G's announcement. “He's gotta fly back early,” insisted S scanning the glimmer of suspicion on my face. I didn't believe him at first and stood in the check-in queue at Gatwick waiting for a punchline.... Read More